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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food?? Tomado de aquí

Hala Madrid! 30 y contando!

Este fin de semana el Real Madrid se proclamo flamante campeón de la liga de las estrellas tras superar en un emocionante partido al Mallorca por 3 a 1. Se adelanto el Mallorca y ganaba el Barca pero todo estaba planeado para que se emocionaran y después pudiéramos cantar:

¡Etoo, cabron, saluda al campeón!

Con esta es la liga número 30 que se lleva el Madrid y llega a lo más alto del futbol español mostrando una clarísima superioridad frente a los demás equipos. David Beckam y Roberto Carlos celebraron su ultimo partido como merengues, el ingles se va al LA Galaxy y el brasileño después de 11 temporadas en el Madrid se va al Fenerbahçe Turco.

Hala Madrid, la siguiente temporada la decima!